Abstract colorful drawing of flowers with pink, purple, blue, and orange hues, with visible brush strokes and loose lines. By Louisville artist, Tatiana Rathke.

the witchy feminist divorce coach

let’s hex the f*cking patriarchy and have you live the life you’re entitled to.

ALL COACHING SESSIONS ARE:

  • $80US

  • 60 MINUTES LONG

  • HELD VIA ZOOM

Burn it down. Build the life you deserve.

Burn it down. Build the life you deserve.

Abstract digital art with colorful, chaotic lines and smudges in pink, yellow, purple, blue, and black. By Louisville artist, Tatiana Rathke.

Women, femmes, and folks assigned female at birth

Those going through, recovering from, or contemplating a divorce or breakup

Anyone f*cked right off by the white supremacist capitalist patriarchy and dreaming of something more

The ones burnt out from being the emotional center of everyone else's lives

People doing the care work (at home, at work, in movements) and wondering when it’s their turn to rest

Those who are grossed out by toxic positivity and the spiritual/wellness industrial complex

Witchy babes, ritual-lovers, and quiet mystics who want more than “love and light”

Lovers of the earth, and its cycles

People who don’t see themselves on this list, but feel pulled anywaY and are therefore definitely meant to be here

Abstract watercolor art with purple, pink, orange, and yellow splashes and strokes

who is this style of coaching for…

I’m on your side. Always.

I’m on your side. Always.

meet sammy-jo

I’m Sammy-Jo Hand (she/her), The Witchy Feminist Divorce Coach. I work with women, femmes, and AFAB folks moving through the painful and liberating process of divorce.

I blend meditation, ritual, and nervous system care with fierce feminist analysis of emotional labor, the pleasure gap, and more.

Marriage, as a social institution, has long been built on the structural inequality of women. In heterosexual relationships, women often serve as the invisible social safety net: providing emotional, domestic, and caregiving labor that remains unpaid and largely unacknowledged. This extraction of labor is not accidental; it is embedded in the very design of the institution. Choosing to walk away from unhappiness is not a failure or a sign of giving up, it is an act of reclaiming your worth.

It is time to put yourself first.

You are not too much. You are not broken. YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT CRAZY. AND You are worthy of care, rest, and joy.

Let’s rebuild your life around your needs.

Sammy-Jo, with shoulder-length wavy hair, wearing an orange dress with long sleeves, smiling and posing with her hand on her hip against a pinkish background.

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